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Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:32 pm**

anyone know someone with a funny name? My spanish teacher's name is Mrs. Schlecht (Schlect means "bad" or "horrible" in german) Her name fits her character too!

My mom, who's a nurse, knows a Dr. Butt (I'm serious) problem is, he's a pediatrist and not a proctologist

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:52 pm**

I know a young lady named Ms. Fick... which I'm told means 'fsck' in German. I bet she'd make a good *nix sysadmin.

I know a Schwinghammer, too.

That's all I can think of.

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:55 pm**

yep. according to free translation.com you're right about that name

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2003 2:41 am**

Knew of a relief teacher called Mr Condon. Wouldn't tell his students his name, but they found out anyway.

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:21 am**

This isn't really a 'name' but i've seen many licence plates with 'WTF' on them.
edit: And these are real plates, not any custom ones.

Posted: **Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:14 pm**

There was a guy who worked at the gold mine near my town here (back in the 190xs) named Catsy Prance. One of my friends saw his old pay stub in the museum or something. I bet he got beat up in school a lot.

Oh! Oh! Some marketing guy for some company with some overpriced product (which we're buying I guess, blah) came by my place of work yesterday.

His name was Skye Ham. I kid you not.

Posted: **Tue Sep 16, 2003 1:50 pm**

OK, here is my take.

One of sister's teachers in highschool was Miss Tsibuki a term meaning "blowjob"! It was spelled diffently of course (we have more than one vowels sounding like -i- in "it"), but sounded exactly the same.

This message was to also contain the greek spellings, but it seems this board cann't do Unicode...

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2003 5:25 am**

Have a couple pretty good ones, actually...

I went to highschool with a guy named Ian Dick... his dad's name was Harry.

The worst I ever saw I was working for a call in center for a bank. No word of a lie, the guy next to me got a call from a guy named Dick Eater. Poor guy.

Posted: **Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:45 am**

Hi,

one of the worst names: von Kotzfleisch.

I would have dropped the 'von'

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:50 am**

My mum knows someone named Tom Arto prononced to gether tomato

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:20 pm**

in italy we have tons of that names since quite everything in italian can have an assonance with something funny or with sex matters.

here are some i personally know:

Uccello Santo (trad.: holy cock)

Troia Felice (trad.: happy whore - btw, Felice is a male name

)

Corridore Valentino (trad.: slowgoing racedriver)

Maria Regina dell'Amore (trad.: Mary Queen of Love)

and some other of (in)famous reputations that popolate our jokes and maybe are only legends (or maybe not):

Culetto Rosa (trad.: little pink ass)

Melalavo Domenica (trad.: I wash it myself on sunday)

Guido la Vespa (trad.: I drive the Vespa - the famous scooter)

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:55 pm**

I've actually seen someone named:
"Mierda" (shit)

I cross my heart and hope to live forever.
Truly.

(no, seriously, I'm not kidding...)

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:43 pm**

I've actually seen someone named:
"Mierda" (shit)

OMG!! I cant believe this one !

Was him south american or spanish?

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:31 pm**

South American.
Precisely from Santa Fe (city), Argentina.

Posted: **Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:15 pm**

The Tobol river in Russia.

'Tobol' means constipated shit in filipino.

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:38 am**

Hello

Normally my name, they told me means apple and it is polish,
But with "brute force and ignorance"(Rory Gallager) it is turned from apple (Plonka) to
the bad english word. "blonker"

So it's not so funny,
we will have our revange.

Regards
Pluesschinger

Posted: **Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:42 am**

I knew a texan by the name of "batts friend".

Posted: **Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:59 am**

Interesting

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:55 am**

he had a cattle ranch and, of course, it was called "Batts Friend's Ranch"

Posted: **Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:02 pm**

I read about a guy who lives in a street called "In der Liese", which means "Inside of Lisa". Not too funny for itself, but the guy is selling condoms

.

I saw a tv show about funny names. There was a person called "Rosa Schluepfer", which means "purple panties".

Posted: **Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:47 pm**

I knew a guy called Brain, because the doctor or registery office mispelt his name!

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:12 pm**

Brad Pitt is almost exactly the same as 'Broad Dick' and 'Dick-board' in Swedish

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:55 am**

It's not only names for guys which are funny, but also for companies. So if you can not afford Tupperware for your kitchen, go get plastic boxes manufactured by Rubbermaid.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:09 pm**

One of my teachers was called Mrs.Sludge.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:36 pm**

I buy rabbit food manufactured by "Alfalta". Doesn't this sound like a fanatic terror organization?