Here are the rules:
1) Avoid quotes that will offend people.
2) "$%#" out expletives.
3) Any explanation offered that describes the context of the quote will be in normal text, while the quote itself must be bold.
4) This is a quote of the DAY -- there may be only one quote per calendar day according to the forum clock (that is, GMT). However, feel free to comment on the quotes as much as you like.
Just follow the format of the first quote and you'll be cool.
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)