Some quotes from Terry Pratchett books:
- I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE. I
WAS THE ULTIMATE REALITY. I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK
WOULD HOLD.
- "Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills?"
-- Death consults a job broker (Terry Pratchett, Mort)
DROP THE SCYTHE, AND TURN AROUND SLOWLY.
-- Dirty Death (Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man)
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man)
"What is this thing, anyway?" said the Dean, inspecting the implement in his hands. "It's called a shovel," said the Senior Wrangler. "I've seen the gardeners use them. You stick the sharp end in the ground. Then it gets a bit technical."
-- (Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man)
"What do people like to drink here, then?" The landlord looked sideways at his customers, a clever trick given that they were directly in front of him.
-- Mort goes out for a drink (Terry Pratchett, Mort)
"I'm not going to ride on a magic carpet!" he hissed. "I'm afraid of grounds." "You mean heights," said Conina. "And stop being silly." "I know what I mean! It's the grounds that kill you!"
-- (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)
"Right, you bastards, you're... you're geography"
-- (Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)
"Woof bloody woof."
-- Gaspode the Wonder Dog (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
"If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter."
-- Popcorn comes to the Discworld (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
"The thing is that Mr. Dibbler can even sell sausages to people who have bought them off him before."
-- Now that's marketing (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
Much more at the
The Pratchett Quote File. Enjoy
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