Quote of the Day

pincushionman · Post by **pincushionman** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 7:37 am

This forum needs a Quote of the Day.

Here are the rules:
1) Avoid quotes that will offend people.
2) "$%#" out expletives.
3) Any explanation offered that describes the context of the quote will be in normal text, while the quote itself must be bold.
4) This is a quote of the DAY -- there may be only one quote per calendar day according to the forum clock (that is, GMT). However, feel free to comment on the quotes as much as you like.

Just follow the format of the first quote and you'll be cool.

pincushionman · Post by **pincushionman** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 7:44 am

From my Glee Club director to the bass section, when they were not singing with the "manly" tone they should:

"You usually sing like bears. Now you're singing like squirrels. Like the tenors. They always sound squirrely. But now the squirrels are the bears and the bears are the squirrels -- and they're all looking for their nuts!

-pincushionman

DirtyMagic · Post by **DirtyMagic** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:26 pm

"Were we hypnotised? Why do I taste crotch?"

(Stewy from "The Family Guy")

Silverain · Post by **Silverain** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:26 pm

Ignorance and Apathy.

Who knows? Who cares?

Post by **hurleybird** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:40 am

knowledge is power,

power currupts,

study hard,

be evil

DirtyMagic · Post by **DirtyMagic** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 4:53 am

Here are a couple good quotes for ya, from this site:

http://my.athenet.net/~jlindsay/SkepticQuotes.html

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 19,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1.5 tons.
- Popular Mechanics, March 1949.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.

Post by **hurleybird** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 5:03 am

as demonstrated by indiana jones...

'he who lives by the sword gets shot by the guy who doesent'

Post by **hurleybird** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 5:00 am

"The great saints of God went to extraordinary lengths to preserve their purity. St. Benedict rolled in the briars; St. Francis of Assisi rolled in the snow; St. Bernard plunged into a pond."

-This is faith: Catholic theology for laymen

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 6:45 am

I thought St Bernard brought whiskey to lost skiers...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 1:27 am

It's better to watch stuff than to do stuff.

--Homer Simpson

peteyg · Post by **peteyg** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 7:02 am

"Let us redefine 'progress' to mean that just because we can do a thing, it does not necessarily follow that we must do that thing."

Post by **mkruer** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:04 am

"The Geeks shale inherent the Earth after the Jocks destroy it."
- Me! -

Silverain · Post by **Silverain** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:52 am

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'"

unknown

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:37 am

Great quote.
Wish I'd said that...