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A Man was here last week I knew he and his partner had won a trip to the Confed Pleasure Planet now he walked with a limp I’d never seen before. When I asked how the trip was he replied that there was good and bad that they had a great time except when they had to leave. He said that he should have read the fine print on the travel brochure.
It seems that the local authorities are so concerned about cumulative erosion of planetary resources by tourists(6 trillion last year alone) that you are now weighed when you arrive and any excess weight is removed surgically when you leave. His partner was still there recovering at the local hospital
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Re: New Bartender Storie
With apologies to Douglas Adams.